on moustaches

Non-Army men may grow moustaches and brood over them and be fond and proud of them, but to obtain a waxed moustache in the deepest and holiest sense of the word you have to be a Sergeant-Major. [money for nothing]

He rose from his seat with easy grace, and his hand, falling from the salute, came to rust on the western section of his waxed moustache. [money for nothing]

And it couldn't be done, anyway. It woud involve shaving off my moustache, to which I am greatly attached. When a man has neither chick nor child, he gets very fond of a moustache. [uncle dynamite]